JULY 30, 2008

Full News Archive

• Headline: Drop in Energy Prices Amid Economic Struggles. Impact: The drop in energy prices led to a nationwide increase in road trips, which in turn resulted in a spike in the popularity of gas station food. If only we had known that gas station nachos would become the next gourmet trend.. Fact: Did you know that if you drive less, you save money? Shocking, right? Next thing you know, they'll tell you that eating vegetables is good for you..
• Headline: Rising Voices of Female Artists in China. Impact: As female artists in China started to gain recognition, their innovative works inspired a global art movement that encouraged men to wear berets and sip overpriced lattes in coffee shops worldwide.. Fact: Fun fact: Despite the lack of visibility, women have been creating art since forever. But hey, who needs representation when you have a million male artists painting landscapes?.
• Headline: Z Rock: A Unique Comedy Series. Impact: The success of 'Z Rock' led to a bizarre trend where rock bands started performing at birthday parties, leading to a generation of kids who thought mosh pits were a standard part of cake cutting.. Fact: Did you know that performing at kids' parties can pay better than actual rock gigs? Forget fame, it's all about the birthday cake and party favors!.
• Headline: Top 2 Bosses at Alcatel Are Leaving. Impact: The departure of Alcatel's top executives sparked a series of competitive corporate takeovers, leading to a new era where tech companies were run by cats and dogs, because who needs leadership when you have adorable pets?. Fact: Did you know that in corporate America, the only thing more volatile than executive leadership is the stock price right after a coffee break?.