JUNE 28, 2008

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hatfill's Anthrax Suit Against the U.S.. Impact: If only the government had invested all that money in a time machine instead of paying off scientists, we could have avoided the whole anthrax debacle altogether. But hey, who needs foresight?. Fact: Did you know that anthrax can actually be used as a biological weapon? Just what we need—more reasons for scientists to be 'persons of interest.'.
• Headline: Airlines Slash Flights This Summer. Impact: The decline in flights led to a surge in road trips, which in turn resulted in an increase in roadside attractions and the creation of more 'Instagram-worthy' moments. Thanks, airlines!. Fact: Did you know that airlines cutting flights is the equivalent of your friend saying they're 'too busy' to hang out? It just means they’re off doing something less important..
• Headline: Calculating the Worth of East River ‘Waterfalls’. Impact: Eliasson's waterfalls not only beautified the city but also opened the floodgates (pun intended) for more public art installations, giving every wannabe artist a reason to believe they can be the next big thing.. Fact: Did you know that art installations like this can actually be a great way to launder money? Just kidding... unless you’re an artist with a really big ego..