JUNE 27, 2008

Full News Archive

• Headline: M.T.A. Official Faces Dual Controversies. Impact: David S. Mack's scandalous E-ZPass saga set off a chain reaction that led to the creation of more stringent regulations on public officials' perks. Somewhere in the future, a politician's free coffee is scrutinized like a CIA document.. Fact: Did you know that the M.T.A. officials were once known for their punctuality? Just kidding, it's always a train wreck!.
• Headline: Death-Defying Jungle Gymnastics Show. Impact: The introduction of spandex in children's entertainment led to a bizarre future where gymnastic performances became the leading cause of spontaneous dance parties in living rooms worldwide. Who knew stretchy pants could spark such chaos?. Fact: Did you know that spandex was originally created for adult superheroes? Apparently, no one told the kids that they could only save the world through their imagination..
• Headline: Bloomberg's $59.1 Billion Budget Agreement. Impact: The budget deal between Bloomberg and the City Council created a ripple effect where future mayors would forever be haunted by the specter of budget deadlines. In 2040, they’ll still be arguing over who gets the last donut in the break room.. Fact: Did you know that $59.1 billion could buy every New Yorker a donut a day for a year? Just imagine the sugar rush!.
• Headline: The Day Robert Mugabe Was Greeted at City Hall. Impact: Mugabe's visit to City Hall initiated a trend where politicians began using public appearances as an excuse to avoid real responsibilities. Fast forward to today, and it's common to see politicians appear at more parades than ever before, leaving the real work to interns.. Fact: Did you know that City Hall has a secret room full of awkward photos of politicians meeting controversial figures? It's like a reality show waiting to happen..