FEBRUARY 5, 2008

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Carey's Dickensian Inspired Novel. Impact: If Peter Carey had written a more coherent novel, perhaps the literary world would have avoided a few more cringe-worthy attempts at 'experimental' fiction. The ripple effect could have saved countless English teachers from existential crises.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'herky-jerky' is actually based on a dance move that took place in the 1800s? Just kidding, that’s a total fabrication. But it sounds good, right?.
• Headline: Afghan Detainee's Fate Highlights Tribunal Issues. Impact: The unfortunate death of this detainee at Guantánamo set off a series of debates about military justice that would echo through legal systems worldwide. The U.S. military might have thought it was just a bad day, but it turned into a legal circus that still entertains lawyers today.. Fact: Did you know that Guantánamo Bay is actually a tropical paradise? Too bad the vacation packages only include military tribunals and existential dread..
• Headline: The Kerviel Incident: Risk and Consequence. Impact: Jérôme Kerviel's escapades turned Société Générale into a case study for how not to run a bank. The fallout inspired a generation of financial thrill-seekers and made 'job security' a punchline in the banking sector.. Fact: Did you know that 'rogue trader' sounds way cooler than 'bank employee'? If only Kerviel had known he could have started a punk band instead..
• Headline: An Altar Beyond Olympus for a Deity Predating Zeus. Impact: The discovery of sacrifices to pre-Zeus deities might just throw the entire Greek pantheon into chaos. Imagine if the Olympians had to start competing for worship again—talk about a divine reality show!. Fact: Did you know that ancient Greeks had a lot of gods? It's like they were trying to form a divine union, but couldn't agree on who gets the best seat at Mount Olympus..
• Headline: Europe’s Central Banker Engineers His Economics. Impact: Trichet's economic maneuvers could be seen as the precursor to the current inflation debates, potentially shaping financial policies for decades. Who knew a central banker could be so influential? Next, we’ll be asking if he influenced the price of avocados.. Fact: Did you know that central bankers have a secret handshake? It's less about economics and more about how to keep a straight face while discussing inflation..