JANUARY 21, 2008

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• Headline: Rascal Flatts at Madison Square Garden. Impact: The power ballad boom in suburban kitchens led to an unexpected explosion of cookie-baking and family karaoke nights, ultimately resulting in a nationwide obesity crisis that was ironically blamed on 'too much love in the kitchen.'. Fact: Rascal Flatts' music is scientifically proven to increase the likelihood of dad dancing by 72%. You're welcome..
• Headline: Economic Uncertainty Hits New York City. Impact: The fear of an economic downturn made New Yorkers more resourceful, leading to the invention of the 'New York-style dumpster dive.' This trend would spark a reality show that ultimately led to the resurgence of thrift stores across America.. Fact: In New York, 'bracing' for an economic downturn is just another way to say, 'Time to stock up on ramen and binge-watch Netflix.'.
• Headline: Veteran Blogger Shares Iraq War Experiences. Impact: This blogger's accounts of war humanized soldiers, leading to a wave of support that eventually prompted the government to consider a 'Bring Your Soldier Home' campaign, which was ultimately just a clever marketing ploy for a new reality show.. Fact: The most common phrase soldiers hear in Iraq? 'Can you take a selfie with my mom?'.
• Headline: The Video Game May Be Free, but to Be a Winner Can Cost Money. Impact: By allowing players to pay for extras in a supposedly 'free' game, this decision paved the way for the microtransaction explosion, leading to a generation of gamers skilled at spending money instead of actually playing games.. Fact: The term 'free-to-play' was originally coined by a marketing intern who later regretted their life choices after seeing players spend their entire savings on virtual hats..