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HEADLINES ON December 21, 2007
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- Headline: Lawyer Under Scrutiny in Witness Intimidation Case. Impact: The lawyer's alleged involvement in witness intimidation kickstarted a wave of conspiracy theories suggesting that all lawyers are secretly supervillains. Today, legal dramas are more popular than ever, leading to an increase in aspiring attorneys who think they can outsmart the system—spoiler alert: they can't.. Fact: In New Jersey, it's not uncommon for lawyers to moonlight as amateur detectives. Just kidding! But wouldn't that make a great reality show?.
- Headline: There Is No Rewriting Baseball’s Stained History. Impact: The Mitchell steroids report became the spark that ignited a retroactive witch hunt in baseball, leading to players inventing elaborate excuses that would make any politician proud. To this day, players continue to deny they ever touched a steroid while simultaneously Googling 'how to look innocent.'. Fact: Baseball's history is so stained that it might as well be a crime scene. Just remember, every time you cheer for a home run, somewhere a player is trying to explain their 'naturally large muscles.'.
- Headline: Top-Level Play From a Midmajor Star. Impact: Jason Thompson's rise to NBA stardom inspired a legion of midmajor players to start believing they could do it too, leading to countless motivational posters with quotes like 'If you believe, you can achieve'—which is great, until you realize belief doesn't equal skill.. Fact: Rider University has produced more NBA players than you'd think—mostly because their alumni secretly train in the shadows waiting for their chance to be the next big thing. Or maybe just to impress their friends at parties..
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Amazon
Amazon - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $117,189 today (117.2x return)
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Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $247,275 today (247.3x return)