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- Headline: Romney's Campaign Legacy from Father to Son. Impact: Romney's campaign echoes through time, leading to a never-ending cycle of political dynasties that make the Kardashians look like amateurs. If only they had stuck to reality TV—less drama, more entertainment!. Fact: Did you know Mitt Romney's father, George, was the first to run for president in a car that wasn't a convertible? Talk about setting the bar low!.
- Headline: New Orleans: A Heartfelt Farewell. Impact: Thousands leaving New Orleans sets off a chain reaction of gentrification that transforms the city into a hipster paradise, where beards and artisanal coffee reign supreme, and jazz is replaced by obscure indie bands.. Fact: Did you know that New Orleans has a 'No Mean People' policy? Too bad they couldn't enforce it on all the politicians!.
- Headline: Laws of Nature, Source Unknown. Impact: The debate over the universe's origins leads to a bizarre cult of people who believe that the universe is just a giant cosmic joke, causing an uptick in tinfoil hat sales and conspiracy theories that make the Flat Earth Society look credible.. Fact: Did you know that some scientists believe the universe could be a hologram? Makes you wonder if that means your life is just a poorly written sci-fi script!.
- Headline: Keeper of an Unlikely Trove, Gutenberg to Warhol. Impact: Dane's dedication to art preservation inspires a group of rebellious teens to start their own library filled with only memes and TikTok videos, inadvertently creating the world’s first digital art museum that no one can find.. Fact: William J. Dane has been a librarian for so long that the only thing older than his collection is the phrase 'shushing people in libraries'!.
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Amazon - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $117,189 today (117.2x return)
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Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $247,275 today (247.3x return)