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HEADLINES ON December 14, 2007
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- Headline: Mitchell Report: Unpacking the Controversy. Impact: As baseball fans pondered over the report, a single dropped popcorn kernel in a stadium led to a spontaneous wave of synchronized cheers, altering the course of fan interactions forever. The ripple? A rise in popcorn sales and a decline in nacho consumption. Who knew the snack choice could change America's favorite pastime?. Fact: Did you know that George J. Mitchell's report was more about steroids in baseball than a new flavor of Gatorade? Shocking, I know!.
- Headline: Death Penalty Hearing on Basketball Court. Impact: The unusual courtroom setting led to a series of gym memberships being sold under the guise of 'fitness for justice,' which ironically saw an increase in attorney bench presses but a decrease in actual legal knowledge exchanged.. Fact: This bizarre courtroom setup illustrates how even legal discussions can turn into a game of hoops—because why not mix life and death with a little cardio?.
- Headline: Exploring Redemption in The Kite Runner. Impact: The success of 'The Kite Runner' sparked a global obsession with kites, leading to an unexpected boom in kite-flying competitions. Who would’ve thought that a story about deep friendships would result in a worldwide kite-flying championship? Talk about a high-flying legacy!. Fact: Fun fact: 'The Kite Runner' was almost titled 'The Kite Enthusiast,' but they decided it didn’t have the same emotional punch. Who knew branding could be so dramatic?.
- Headline: Big Rescue of Funds by Citigroup. Impact: Citigroup's rescue operation inadvertently led to a new financial trend where investment funds began to take on lifeguard themes. Now, every financial adviser has a flotation device on hand, just in case the market takes a dive. Safety first, right?. Fact: Did you know that Citigroup’s rescue efforts were less about saving money and more about creating a new reality show titled 'Funds Gone Wild'? Tune in for the drama!.
- Headline: Sipping Through the Next Great Wine Region in California. Impact: The rise of Paso Robles as a wine haven resulted in a dramatic increase in hipster beards and flannel shirts, as urban dwellers flocked there to sip wine and take Instagram selfies. The butterfly effect? A spike in artisanal mustache wax sales.. Fact: Did you know that 'Sideways' was almost titled 'Upside Down' before they realized it would confuse everyone? Just like the wine choices at a bad dinner party!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AMZN
Amazon
Amazon - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $117,189 today (117.2x return)
NFLX
Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $247,275 today (247.3x return)