NOVEMBER 10, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Spitzer's License Plan Under Scrutiny. Impact: If Spitzer had gone through with the plan, it could have led to a massive influx of new voters, resulting in a political party so powerful that they could have changed the course of history. Or, you know, caused a massive traffic jam at the DMV.. Fact: Did you know that issuing driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants was a hot topic? Because nothing screams 'let’s have a peaceful debate' like a government issuing permits to people who may or may not be allowed to be there!.
• Headline: Yankees Legends Depart for New Beginnings. Impact: The departure of Torre and Mattingly caused a ripple effect that led to the Yankees' eventual obsession with acquiring every big name in baseball, which in turn led to the rise of the 'Evil Empire' reputation. Who knew losing a couple of players could make the Yankees more notorious?. Fact: Fun fact: Losing legends often leads to nostalgic reminiscence. In this case, it just made New Yorkers more convinced that every new team member was a mere 'placeholder' for the legends..
• Headline: Bernard Kerik's Fall from Grace. Impact: Kerik's fall from grace could be seen as a dramatic plot twist in the ongoing saga of public officials. His decline sent shockwaves through the political realm, leading to increased scrutiny on those in power, and perhaps inspiring a few bad reality TV shows in the process.. Fact: Did you know that Kerik was once considered for a cabinet position? Clearly, the universe has a funny way of balancing out good intentions and poor decisions..
• Headline: Bush and Relatives of Fallen Lean on Each Other. Impact: Bush's meetings with bereaved families created a legacy of public relations that would influence how future presidents engage with military families. Every future leader now has to decide: heartfelt meeting or awkward photo op?. Fact: Did you know that hugging grieving families became a political strategy? Nothing says 'I understand your loss' like a carefully staged media moment!.
• Headline: As Oil Soars, Natural Gas Is a Bargain. Impact: As oil prices soared, the world began to rely more on natural gas, leading to a race for cleaner energy sources that eventually sparked the green revolution. Who knew that a spike in oil prices could inspire a whole new generation of hippies?. Fact: Did you know that natural gas is often called the 'bridge fuel'? Just imagine a bridge made of gas—talk about a flammable situation!.