OCTOBER 21, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Rivalry Emerges Among 'Sex and the City' Stars. Impact: The intense rivalry between 'Sex and the City' colleagues led to an underground network of fashionistas who now meticulously analyze every wardrobe choice of modern-day rom-com characters, inadvertently causing a rise in 'How Not to Dress' blogs.. Fact: Did you know that despite their rivalry, they still manage to unite over brunch? Because nothing says 'toxic' like mimosas and passive-aggressive conversation..
• Headline: Howard Dean's Quiet Political Resurgence. Impact: Howard Dean's descent into obscurity inspired countless politicians to adopt the 'quiet after the storm' strategy, leading to the rise of 'invisible leadership' as the hottest trend in politics. Who needs charisma when you can just not show up?. Fact: Fun fact: The loudest scream in politics was actually a cry for help from Dean’s supporters, who were left wondering where their candidate went..
• Headline: Brooklyn's Cultural Renaissance: Bensonhurst's Diversity. Impact: Bensonhurst's transformation into a melting pot caused a ripple effect that inspired other neighborhoods to embrace their inner diversity, leading to an explosion of food festivals that have now overtaken the borough—because nothing unites like food, right?. Fact: You might think Brooklyn is all hipsters and artisanal pickles, but now it’s also home to a secret society of ravioli enthusiasts. Who knew pasta could bring peace?.
• Headline: Farewell, 157 Tickets to Middle Class. Impact: The rapid job cuts at AGC Chemicals sparked a frenzy of job seekers creating a new trend of 'extreme couponing' for middle-class families, leading to unexpected reality TV shows and a rise in DIY projects that no one asked for.. Fact: Did you know that New Jersey’s new motto is 'We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional job markets'? Because who doesn’t love a good crisis?.