AUGUST 1, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Emerging Indian-American Political Leaders. Impact: If this Harry hadn’t stood out, we might never have seen the rise of Indian-American officeholders. Imagine a world where they were all just 'Harris' instead. A real butterfly effect, right? Who knew a name could change the course of democracy?. Fact: Did you know that being a minority in politics often comes with the added challenge of explaining your last name for the umpteenth time? Good luck with that!.
• Headline: Murdoch’s Press Ventures and Sentimentality. Impact: Rupert Murdoch buying another paper is like a toddler with a new toy; it creates a cascade of journalistic chaos, leading to sensational headlines and the inevitable rise of 'fake news' as we know it. Thanks, Rupert!. Fact: Fun fact: Rupert Murdoch’s definition of ‘sentimental’ is probably just an old newspaper he can’t bear to throw away, which is ironic considering how many he’s bought to throw away later!.
• Headline: The Risks of Adjustable-Rate Mortgages. Impact: Adjustable-rate mortgages could very well be the reason the phrase 'financial stability' became a joke. As people fell behind on payments, they inadvertently birthed entire new industries in financial consulting and bankruptcy law. Thanks a lot, adjustable rates!. Fact: Did you know that adjustable-rate mortgages are basically like a surprise party, but instead of fun, they bring financial ruin? Yay!.
• Headline: The Theme Is Ancient, but the Subject Is Modern. Impact: This play's ancient theme juxtaposed with modern realities creates a shockwave of awareness about ongoing conflicts, which may lead future playwrights to think they can just write about their personal drama and call it profound. Spoiler: it won’t work.. Fact: Did you know that staging plays about deep-rooted conflicts can sometimes lead to awkward dinner conversations? ‘So, uh, did you see that new play about…’ Yeah, good luck with that!.
• Headline: A Diet Book Serves Up a Side Order of Attitude. Impact: Victoria Beckham picking up 'Skinny Bitch' propelled the diet book industry into a frenzy, leading to a future where half the world is convinced that a cute cover can solve all their problems. And thus, the cycle of diet culture continues!. Fact: Did you know that the real secret to a successful diet book is not just the title, but the sheer amount of guilt it can induce? Nothing screams ‘healthy’ like a side of shame!.