JULY 27, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Legacy of The Simpsons Movie. Impact: The success of 'The Simpsons Movie' inspired countless animated shows, leading to a world where sentient talking animals dominate primetime. Thanks, Springfield!. Fact: Did you know that 'The Simpsons' predicted the rise of Donald Trump as President? That's right, the show has been more accurate than most political analysts!.
• Headline: Saudi Influence in Iraq Sparks U.S. Tensions. Impact: The U.S. frustration with Saudi Arabia led to a series of diplomatic blunders, which eventually caused a butterfly effect that resulted in more reality TV shows featuring oil tycoons. Thanks, Middle East!. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. and Saudi Arabia have been like that couple that stays together for the kids (read: oil)? It's a complicated relationship full of drama!.
• Headline: Empowering Students Through Life Stories. Impact: This workshop might have unlocked the genius of future leaders, leading to a world where low-income students become billionaires, and their high school bullies are still in their parents' basements.. Fact: Did you know that many successful entrepreneurs dropped out of college? So, kids, don’t worry about those grades—congrats, you're already on the path to being the next tech mogul!.
• Headline: Rodriguez Home Runs: Count Them Backward. Impact: A-Rod hitting his 500th home run twice might have inspired a new trend where athletes just keep breaking their records. Eventually, we may have players hitting 1,000 home runs, but only in virtual reality!. Fact: Did you know that A-Rod got suspended for using performance-enhancing drugs? Guess he needed a little extra help to make history… twice!.