MAY 16, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Truffle Flavor: Nature vs. Lab Creation. Impact: The revelation that truffle flavoring comes from a lab instead of the earth has caused a worldwide panic among foodies, leading to secret underground truffle tasting clubs where members only eat the real deal. They call it 'Trufflegate' – sounds fancy, right?. Fact: Did you know that the most expensive truffle ever sold was worth over $300,000? It was probably the only truffle not manufactured in a lab!.
• Headline: Culinary Delights of Istria. Impact: The culinary simplicity of Istria sparked a global movement where chefs tried to return to the roots of cooking. Unfortunately, it also led to an increase in hipsters trying to grow their own ingredients in their tiny apartments, resulting in a tomato shortage in urban areas.. Fact: Did you know that Istria is famous for its olive oil? But don't worry, your store-bought canola will still make a fine substitute for those Instagram posts..
• Headline: Now Departing: Airline Careers. Impact: The mass exodus of airline workers has led to an unexpected surge in the popularity of hot air ballooning. Who knew that the skies would become the new job market? Just wait until they start unionizing!. Fact: Did you know that the average airline pilot flies around 1,000 hours a year? That's a lot of time in the air to contemplate life choices and wonder why they didn't become a marine biologist instead..
• Headline: Citing Waste, Albany Seeks to Rein in Public Authorities. Impact: Spitzer's push to rein in public authorities has caused a ripple effect, leading to a nationwide trend where people are now trying to rein in overzealous HOA boards. Little did they know, the real chaos was just beginning.. Fact: Did you know that public authorities can sometimes be as useful as a chocolate teapot? They sound good in theory but often leave you disappointed when you need them most!.