MAY 1, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Warriors' Remarkable Playoff Journey. Impact: If Baron Davis hadn't rallied the misfit Warriors, we might have ended up with a different NBA altogether. Who knows, maybe the league would be dominated by teams made entirely of overhyped college players and washed-up stars, or worse, a team of actual warriors from history. Imagine the uniforms!. Fact: Did you know the Warriors were once known as the Philadelphia Warriors? So, they clearly have a history of moving around, much like their players..
• Headline: Sunni Ministers Consider Leaving Iraqi Government. Impact: The Sunni ministers threatening to quit might have sparked a domino effect, leading to a power vacuum that resulted in the rise of various factions. If only they had opted for a tea party instead of a political revolt, perhaps we could have avoided a few wars. 'Tea time' sounds so much more civilized.. Fact: Did you know that Iraq once had over 100 political parties? A bit excessive, don’t you think? It’s like trying to choose a flavor at an ice cream shop with 100 options—confusing and probably leads to a meltdown..
• Headline: Olmert's Lebanon War Leadership Under Fire. Impact: Olmert's rebuke by the Israeli panel sent shockwaves that might have altered the course of Israeli politics. Who knew that a resignation could lead to a new wave of leadership, or at least a new coffee brand in Israel named 'Brewed by Resignation'?. Fact: Did you know Olmert was the first Israeli Prime Minister to go to jail? Talk about taking 'serving the people' to a whole new level!.
• Headline: Bloodlines Worth Their Weight in Gold. Impact: Sheik Mohammed’s struggle with the Kentucky Derby likely paved the way for more 'royal' investments in horse racing. If only he had realized that sometimes, winning is overrated, especially if you're already the ruler of a nation!. Fact: Did you know that the Kentucky Derby is often called 'The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports'? A bit of a stretch if you ask the horses, but they're not the ones placing bets, are they?.