APRIL 27, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Daytime Talk Show Rivalries Revealed. Impact: The tangled web of daytime drama led to the rise of reality TV, which ultimately convinced everyone that their own life was a perfect candidate for a series. Next thing you know, your neighbor is filming their cat for an Instagram reality show. Thanks, daytime talk!. Fact: Did you know that the average daytime talk show feud lasts longer than most celebrity marriages? Talk about commitment issues!.
• Headline: For Shareholders, a Ticket Into an $8 Billion Deal. Impact: This deal set a precedent for future corporate shenanigans. Now, shareholders are expecting to keep a piece of the pie in every buyout, leading to boardroom arguments that sound more like a family Thanksgiving dinner.. Fact: Did you know that $8 billion is roughly the amount spent annually on coffee by stressed-out corporate workers? Coincidence? I think not..
• Headline: Building a One-Stop Arts Center. Impact: The development of Symphony Space marked the beginning of the 'cultural hub' trend, where every city now has an arts center that is essentially a glorified coffee shop with a stage. Who needs art when you have overpriced lattes?. Fact: Did you know that Symphony Space has more performances than most people have moments of genuine happiness? Just kidding, but it’s close!.