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HEADLINES ON April 3, 2007
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- Headline: Gators Win Second Consecutive Championship. Impact: The Gators’ victory led to a sudden spike in swamp-themed merchandise, causing an unexpected boom in the alligator fashion industry. Who knew that the future of haute couture would hinge on college basketball?. Fact: Did you know that ‘Gators’ is just a fancy term for 'Florida’s overly enthusiastic swamp residents'?.
- Headline: Challenges for Tribune's New Owner. Impact: Samuel Zell's ownership of the Tribune turned into a wild goose chase, leading to a series of questionable decisions that ultimately resulted in a reality show about newspaper tycoons. Spoiler: No one watched it.. Fact: Did you know that owning a newspaper is basically like owning a dinosaur? They're both old, cumbersome, and everyone says they’ll be extinct soon!.
- Headline: Manhattan Apartment Market Surges in 2023. Impact: The Manhattan apartment boom led to the rise of tiny living spaces—where aspiring artists now live in closets and call it 'minimalism.' Thanks, overpriced rent!. Fact: Did you know that you can fit an entire family of four in a Manhattan shoebox if you stack them correctly? Just kidding, but it might feel that way!.
- Headline: U.S. and South Korea in Landmark Trade Deal. Impact: This trade deal set off a chain reaction leading to an international obsession with K-Pop, which eventually led to the world’s most unnecessary dance-offs in every corner of the globe. Thanks a lot, trade policy!. Fact: Did you know that trade deals were originally invented to create awkward small talk at parties? 'So, how about those tariffs?'.
- Headline: High School Foes Form a Family at Rutgers. Impact: This high school reunion turned into a sitcom-esque saga where the players formed a reality TV show about their lives, showcasing the thrilling adventures of college basketball and cafeteria food.. Fact: Did you know that forming a family on the basketball court is way easier than forming one in the real world? Just ask any group of college students trying to share a dorm room!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AMZN
Amazon
Amazon - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $117,189 today (117.2x return)
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Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2007, it would be worth $247,275 today (247.3x return)