FEBRUARY 11, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: The 2007 Ford Edge Overview. Impact: The Ford Edge quietly inspired a generation of mediocre crossovers, leading to endless debates over which bland vehicle is actually the most forgettable. Who knew a car could cause such a midlife crisis in America?. Fact: The Ford Edge’s design has been so forgettable that it’s rumored to be the secret inspiration for the Invisible Man..
• Headline: Blame Game Over Iraq War Decisions. Impact: This blame game could potentially create a time loop where each politician points fingers at their predecessors, resulting in a continuous cycle of inaction and confusion. Talk about a historical merry-go-round!. Fact: Studies show that blaming others can actually improve your golf game. Just don’t try it in history!.
• Headline: The Catman of the Meadowlands (and Freehold). Impact: The Catman’s obsession with racing may have inspired future generations to believe that all it takes to win is to have a catchy nickname and a love for felines—leading to a bizarre phenomenon of cat-themed sports teams.. Fact: Catello Manzi once raced against a horse named 'Fluffy', who, believe it or not, was a serious contender until it napped halfway through the race..
• Headline: Portugal to Vote on Putting End to Abortion Ban. Impact: This referendum ignited a fierce debate that not only shaped Portugal's future but also inspired a global wave of activists to hold signs, many of which said things like 'My Body, My Choice' in multiple languages—making it the most popular slogan of the decade.. Fact: Portugal has had more referendums than most countries have had new national anthems, proving that when it comes to voting, they really can't get enough!.