DECEMBER 27, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Coughlin Changes Giants' Offensive Strategy. Impact: By demoting Hufnagel, Coughlin inadvertently set off a chain reaction that led to the rise of quarterback memes. Had Hufnagel stayed, who knows? We might have been spared the endless debates about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.. Fact: Did you know that in 2023, people still argue about whether ketchup belongs on a hot dog? Some things never change..
• Headline: Tragic Roof Collapse in Harlem Construction Site. Impact: The tragic roof collapse initiated stricter building codes, which eventually led to the invention of the world's least fun party game: 'Guess Which Building Will Fall Next?'. Fact: Construction accidents account for a significant number of workplace fatalities. It's almost like safety precautions could have been useful!.
• Headline: Small Businesses Challenge Government Contracting. Impact: The battle between small businesses and large corporations has continued to escalate, eventually leading to the creation of a new reality show: 'Survivor: Government Contracts Edition.'. Fact: You’d think that the government would want to support small businesses. But then again, who doesn’t love a good David vs. Goliath story—especially when Goliath wins!.
• Headline: Roof Collapses, Killing a Worker and Injuring Two. Impact: This second roof collapse further fueled the myth that construction sites are just elaborate traps designed to lure unsuspecting workers into a world of danger and bureaucracy.. Fact: Construction work is one of the most dangerous jobs in America. It’s like playing a game of Jenga, but the stakes are your life..
• Headline: Iran Is Seeking More Influence in Afghanistan. Impact: Iran's push for influence in Afghanistan set off a geopolitical game of chess that, spoiler alert, still doesn't have a clear winner. Don’t worry, it’s not like anyone’s keeping score.. Fact: Contrary to popular belief, the Middle East does not come with a manual, and everyone seems to be winging it. How refreshing!.