DECEMBER 11, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Coughlin's Coaching Under Scrutiny. Impact: Tom Coughlin's questionable decisions led to a series of bizarre alternate realities where the New York Giants either become a dynasty or a never-ending punchline. Guess which one most football fans are living in today?. Fact: Did you know that second-guessing a coach is a fine art? It takes years of practice, preferably while sitting on a couch with snacks..
• Headline: Getty Museum to Return Ancient Gold Wreath. Impact: The return of the gold wreath sparked a cultural renaissance in Greece, inspiring tourists to flock there and inadvertently leading to a global trend of returning stolen artifacts. Who knew guilt had such a powerful impact on tourism?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more valuable than ancient artifacts is the drama surrounding their return? It’s like a reality show, but with more togas..
• Headline: Times Sq. Ads Spread Via Tourists’ Cameras. Impact: Tourists using their cameras to spread ads turned Times Square into a global marketing playground, leading to a dystopian future where people are more likely to recognize a logo than a person. Welcome to the Matrix, folks.. Fact: Did you know that the best advertising space is now on your phone? So next time you take a selfie, just remember you’re also a walking billboard..