NOVEMBER 12, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Stephen King's Lisey's Story Reviewed. Impact: If Jim Windolf had never reviewed 'Lisey's Story', we might have missed out on a generation of horror writers who think adding a dash of psychological trauma makes their work profound. Thanks, Jim, for the literary ripple effect that traumatized our youth!. Fact: Stephen King once said that he writes to 'exorcise the demons'—which is ironic considering he has spawned a whole new generation of them in the literary world..
• Headline: Crimson Tide Legal Dispute. Impact: The lawsuit over crimson and tide has led to a never-ending cycle of lawyers becoming richer while athletes and fans are left wondering if they can wear their favorite colors without breaking the law. Who knew colors could be so litigious?. Fact: In the world of sports law, claiming intellectual property over colors is about as common as claiming ownership over the air we breathe. Good luck with that, folks!.
• Headline: Coaches, Conflict, and Courage in Sports. Impact: The culture of bullying in sports has inspired countless motivational speakers and self-help books. Unfortunately, the coaches remain blissfully unaware that they are the villain in every underdog story!. Fact: Bob Knight is often referred to as a 'legend' for his coaching skills. But if throwing chairs was an Olympic sport, he’d be a gold medalist!.
• Headline: INSIDE. Impact: The collapse of talks in Lebanon marks the beginning of a never-ending cycle of political disarray, leading future generations to believe that stability is just a myth, like unicorns or a good night's sleep.. Fact: Lebanon has seen more political crises than a soap opera has plot twists. If only they could write a script, they’d win an Emmy for Best Dramatic Series!.