OCTOBER 2, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Jets' Surprising Progress This Season. Impact: If only the Jets had hired a magician instead of a coach, they could have ended up in the Super Bowl. Alas, their mediocre success led to a decade of 'almost' greatness, forever echoing in the hearts of disappointed fans.. Fact: Did you know that the Jets were once the talk of the town after winning Super Bowl III? Clearly, they’ve made it a habit to keep expectations low since then..
• Headline: Toxic Waste Dumping in Ivory Coast. Impact: The toxic waste incident in Ivory Coast sparked a global outcry that led to stricter environmental regulations... or so we thought. In reality, it just made corporations better at hiding their messes. Thanks for trying, planet!. Fact: Did you know that dumping toxic waste is illegal in most places? You’d think that would be common sense, but clearly, some companies need a history lesson..
• Headline: Reveling in a Wrathful Exodus, Plagues and All. Impact: Re-enacting the Exodus with a modern twist? This event not only allowed locals to relive ancient history but also spawned a trend of live-action re-enactments that eventually led to a boom in amateur dramatics and a new appreciation for bad costumes.. Fact: Did you know that the original Exodus took 40 years? Clearly, they didn’t have a good GPS system or any maps. But hey, at least they had a great story to tell!.
• Headline: Bringing Up Hepburn: Going Beyond the Screen. Impact: Mann's exploration of Hepburn's life triggered a renaissance of interest in classic Hollywood, leading to countless biopics and a resurgence of vintage fashion. Who knew a deep dive into one actress's life could turn into a multi-billion-dollar industry?. Fact: Did you know Katharine Hepburn was known for her fierce independence? Probably because she was tired of being asked to wear dresses every day..