JULY 29, 2006

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• Headline: Miraculous Survival of a Baby Boy. Impact: If the baby had not slipped, we might have never had the creation of 'Baby Safety Harnesses,' leading to countless future parents wondering why their kids are so good at parkour instead of basic walking.. Fact: Did you know that babies are basically tiny stunt doubles? They fall, they roll, and they somehow come out with fewer bruises than your average adult..
• Headline: Pfizer's Leadership Change in 2006. Impact: This decision set off a chain reaction in the pharmaceutical world, leading to a decade of unexpected CEOs emerging from the legal department, leaving everyone wondering if they should start sending their lawyers to business school.. Fact: Fun fact: If you’re ever in a pinch, just promote your lawyer to CEO. They already know how to dodge responsibility..
• Headline: Economy Slowed This Spring. Impact: This economic slowdown spawned an era of DIY home improvement projects as people decided to fix their own homes instead of calling professionals, accidentally creating a nation of very mediocre handymen.. Fact: Did you know that when the economy slows down, people suddenly think they can become Bob the Builder? Spoiler alert: They can't..