APRIL 22, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: New Charges in Asbestos Case Unfold. Impact: If only they had used lead paint instead of asbestos, the mining town could have been a thriving tourist destination for all the hipster 'vintage' enthusiasts looking for a good lung challenge. Instead, this trial might lead to an influx of lawyers and a decline in tourism, turning it into a ghost town of legal battles.. Fact: Asbestos was once revered as a 'miracle mineral'—until we realized it was more like a 'miracle, you won't believe what it does to your lungs' situation..
• Headline: Historic Voting Day in New Orleans. Impact: Every time New Orleans votes, somewhere a jazz musician plays a sad tune. This pivotal election could either lead to a renaissance of hope or a cacophony of chaos, depending on who gets elected. But hey, at least the jazz will go on!. Fact: The last election saw more people voting than had actually registered. The enthusiasm is real, folks!.
• Headline: Marina Boosts Racing Yachts for Volvo Event. Impact: This luxury yacht parking situation is sure to lead to a global shortage of marinas and a spike in jealousy among less-fortunate boat owners. Who knew that the rich needing a place to park their toys could impact the economy? Next thing you know, they’ll be building yacht hotels.. Fact: Ever wonder how many yachts you could buy with $2.4 million? Spoiler: It’s not nearly enough if you're just parking them!.