MARCH 27, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ghostface Killah's New CD Review. Impact: If Ghostface hadn't rapped his tales of woe and triumph, who knows? Maybe the world would have been forced to rely on boring motivational speakers instead. Imagine a world where 'The Power of Positive Thinking' ruled the airwaves instead of gritty rap. Yikes.. Fact: Fun fact: Ghostface Killah is known for his unique storytelling style, which is basically just a long-winded way of saying he has a lot to say. Some might call that a rap career; others would call it a therapy session..
• Headline: Controversy Surrounds Leprosy Settlement Book. Impact: The uproar over this book led to a renewed interest in Hawaiian history. Next thing you know, a high school in Nebraska decides to include 'Leprosy 101' in their curriculum. Thanks, John Tayman! You single-handedly changed the way future generations study infectious diseases.. Fact: Did you know that leprosy is actually not as contagious as most people think? It’s more about avoiding people who insist on bringing pineapple on pizza at all costs..
• Headline: Clinton Keeps Focus on '06, and That Could Be a Strategy for '08. Impact: Clinton's strategy of focusing on the present while plotting for the future set a precedent for politicians everywhere. Fast forward a couple of decades, and now we have politicians who are just planning their next Instagram post while pretending to care about actual issues. Thanks, Hillary!. Fact: Did you know that planning for the future is basically the political equivalent of trying to predict the weather? Spoiler: It’s often wrong and usually ends with a lot of people complaining..
• Headline: Despite 9/11 Effect, Railyards Are Still Vulnerable. Impact: The ongoing vulnerabilities of railyards eventually led to the rise of conspiracy theories about government cover-ups. Fast forward a few years, and now we have people believing that railyards are actually portals to another dimension. Thanks for the paranoia, NYC!. Fact: Despite the security concerns, did you know that railyards are still some of the best places to find rogue pigeons? They should really just hire those birds as security; they’re always on high alert and have excellent flying skills!.