FEBRUARY 14, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: From Incarceration to Literary Success. Impact: Dewitt Gilmore's success story sparked a new trend in publishing where aspiring authors started committing minor crimes just to get a book deal. Now, there’s a whole genre called 'Criminal Memoirs'—much to the delight of publishers everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that Dewitt's flashy warm-up suit was actually a hidden message to fellow inmates? 'Look at me, I'm going places!' Or maybe it was just a terrible fashion choice..
• Headline: Cheney's Hunting Accident Controversy. Impact: The backlash from this hunting accident led to a nationwide trend of questioning everything politicians say, which eventually resulted in the 'Truth in Politics' movement. Because who knew that shooting someone could lead to greater transparency?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing shot faster than Cheney’s quail was the credibility of his press team? Talk about a double whammy!.
• Headline: Skepticism and Praise for Change at the Met. Impact: Peter Gelb's changes led to a massive influx of new opera-goers who mistook the Met for a trendy nightclub, resulting in a bizarre fusion of opera and DJ sets. Who knew Verdi could go so well with techno?. Fact: Interesting fact: The first opera-goer to show up in a hoodie and sneakers was immediately offered a record deal. Turns out, fashion is just as important as talent in the opera world..
• Headline: Marketers, Too, Are Subject to Slip-Ups While Going for Olympic Gold. Impact: Michelle Kwan's withdrawal inspired marketers to rethink their strategies, leading to the infamous slogan 'If you can't win, at least make a dramatic exit!' This would go on to influence countless reality TV show eliminations.. Fact: Did you know that after her announcement, a surge in ice cream sales was reported? Apparently, nothing soothes the soul quite like a pint of mint chocolate chip after missing the Olympics..