JANUARY 29, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sticky Scandals, Teflon Directors. Impact: The Enron scandal paved the way for future corporate accountability movements, resulting in a world where every CEO now has to look over their shoulder at a potential documentary crew ready to expose their secrets. Who knew a bunch of suits could lead to more reality TV?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'Teflon' was originally used to describe how nothing could stick to the cookware, not the moral integrity of executives? Guess they missed the memo!.
• Headline: The 2006 Mitsubishi Raider DuroCross Unveiled. Impact: The Mitsubishi Raider DuroCross may have been a mediocre pickup, but its existence contributed to the stereotype that driving a truck is synonymous with having questionable taste in both vehicles and fashion. You're welcome, America.. Fact: Did you know that the 'DuroCross' name was inspired by a lack of creativity in the marketing department? Apparently, 'Truck with a Slightly Tougher Sounding Name' was too long..
• Headline: Exploring America Through Tocqueville's Eyes. Impact: Garrison Keillor's reflection on Tocqueville's journey through America was so profound that it led to an entire generation of hipsters claiming to appreciate classic literature while sipping overpriced coffee. Thanks, Garrison, for the irony!. Fact: Did you know that 'American Vertigo' was not actually a sequel to Alfred Hitchcock's film? Because that would have made for a much more thrilling read!.
• Headline: Mr. Mamet Has a Few Choice Words. Impact: David Mamet's foray into prime time television was a defining moment that led to the rise of shows where characters drop f-bombs more frequently than they drop plot points, influencing a generation of writers to believe that swearing equals depth.. Fact: Did you know that Mamet's writing is so colorful that it’s often mistaken for an abstract art piece? Just don’t try to hang it on your wall..
• Headline: Seeing Fakes, Angry Traders Confront EBay. Impact: The conflict between eBay and angry traders opened the floodgates for online marketplaces to be held accountable for counterfeit goods, leading to a dystopian future where every purchase feels like a game of Russian roulette with your wallet.. Fact: Did you know that Tiffany & Co. had to remind eBay that just because something is online doesn't mean it's legit? Next, they'll be suing for the existence of bad selfies!.