DECEMBER 27, 2005

Full News Archive

• Headline: Celebrating 30 Years of Bohemian Rhapsody. Impact: If Freddie Mercury had decided to write jingles for cat food instead of 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' we might all be living in a world where car karaoke is replaced by 'Meow Meow Meow' anthems. Thank goodness for rock music and poor life choices!. Fact: Did you know that the original version of the song had a different ending where Mercury just yells 'Mamma mia!' repeatedly? Imagine how different karaoke nights would be!.
• Headline: New York City Embraces Relaxed Public Spaces. Impact: The lounge chairs in NYC are a subtle attempt to transform the city into a giant outdoor living room. Next thing you know, there will be a city-sponsored nap time—because who doesn't want a 15-minute snooze next to a pigeon?. Fact: Fun fact: The idea of public napping dates back to ancient Rome, where they invented the siesta. So really, we're just bringing back ancient traditions—because who needs productivity?.
• Headline: With Coastline in Ruins, Cajuns Face Prospect of Uprooted Towns. Impact: The idea of uprooting towns can lead to a domino effect of Cajuns becoming nomadic, starting a trend of Cajun cooking classes popping up in every state. Suddenly, you’ll find gumbo served at all the hipster cafes in Brooklyn!. Fact: It’s interesting to note that many Cajuns have been living on their ancestral lands for generations, proving that home is not just a place—it's a whole cultural identity that storms can't easily sweep away..