OCTOBER 30, 2005

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• Headline: The Resurgence of Gothic Aesthetic in Culture. Impact: The resurgence of the Gothic aesthetic led to a global spike in black clothing sales, resulting in a small fashion empire that nearly bankrupted pastel-colored clothing brands. Who knew a trend could cause that much drama?. Fact: Did you know that the mid-19th century Gothic revival was so intense that some people actually started believing in ghosts? Spoiler: they were just really bad at decorating..
• Headline: Vindication for Technology Analyst Jay M. Meier. Impact: Mr. Meier's vindication led to a minor stock market boom, which in turn caused a butterfly effect that saw the rise of motivational speakers who claimed they could predict the market based on the phases of the moon.. Fact: Did you know that shooting the messenger dates back to ancient times? So really, Mr. Meier should feel honored to be part of such a long and illustrious tradition of miscommunication..
• Headline: The Pablo Picasso Alzheimer's Therapy. Impact: The controversy surrounding Picasso’s painting led to an unexpected rise in art appreciation classes, where attendees learned that 'modern art' is just code for 'I could have done that with my eyes closed.'. Fact: Did you know that Picasso once said, 'Every child is an artist'? So if you're still doodling stick figures, you're just on the verge of genius!.