OCTOBER 12, 2005

Full News Archive

• Headline: Marta Kauffman's Solo Journey After 'Friends'. Impact: Had Marta Kauffman not stepped out on her own, the world may have never been graced with the idea of six adults living in hilarious denial about their love lives. A different sitcom could have emerged, leading to a universe where people take 'The One Where Ross Gets a Job' seriously.. Fact: Marta Kauffman was once quoted saying, 'We were just trying to get paid.' So, if you think you can make a better sitcom, remember: it's harder than it looks!.
• Headline: Revived Free Sunday Parking in NYC. Impact: Reviving free parking on Sundays may have sparked the first-ever Sunday parking meter rebellion. Imagine entire neighborhoods rising up in protest, demanding free Sundays for brunch and late-night karaoke!. Fact: The last time parking meters were free on a Sunday, a magical unicorn was spotted in Central Park. Okay, maybe that’s not true, but wouldn't it be nice if it were?.
• Headline: Bangkok's Authentic Dining Experience. Impact: The quest for authentic street food in Bangkok might have set off a culinary revolution that ultimately led to the rise of hipster food trucks everywhere. Next thing you know, everyone is eating fusion tacos while wearing ironic mustaches.. Fact: In Thailand, there’s a dish called 'Som Tum' that can make you cry tears of joy and regret simultaneously. Just don't ask for extra chili unless you're looking for that emotional rollercoaster!.
• Headline: He Doesn't Make Coffee, but He Controls 'Starbucks' in Russia. Impact: If Zuykov had successfully sold Starbucks back to Seattle, it's possible that the coffee shop chain would have never ventured into the realm of pumpkin spice lattes, leaving millions to wonder what they would have done with their fall.. Fact: Starbucks in Russia brewed no coffee, but they do serve an excellent cup of 'What Were You Thinking?' during negotiations..
• Headline: JetBlue Sets a Shuttle to Boston. Impact: JetBlue's entry into the Boston market may have spurred other airlines to actually compete for customers, causing a ripple effect of better snacks and slightly less grumpy flight attendants. A true revolution in air travel!. Fact: Flying with JetBlue means you can enjoy free snacks while simultaneously contemplating your life choices. Who knew turbulence could also make you reflect?.