APRIL 14, 2005

Full News Archive

• Headline: FDA Approves Mentor's Silicone Implants. Impact: The decision to approve silicone breast implants led to a global boom in cosmetic surgery, which then spiraled into a reality TV culture obsessed with perfection. Who knew that a little silicone could inflate egos and deflate self-esteem across the ages?. Fact: Did you know that the first breast implants were made from paraffin and were so unsafe they were banned? Ah, the 'good old days' of beauty standards!.
• Headline: Spring Cabaret with Barbara Cook. Impact: Stephen Holden’s review of Barbara Cook’s cabaret performance sparked a chain reaction that led to countless other reviews, creating a never-ending cycle of cultural commentary. If only we could review the reviewers, right?. Fact: Did you know that cabaret performances date back to the 1880s in France? So really, we’ve been critiquing people singing in small rooms for over a century—what a legacy!.
• Headline: Marisa Acocella's Cancer Vixen Chronicles. Impact: Marisa Acocella Marchetto's Cancer Vixen brought awareness to breast cancer, fostering a wave of graphic novels dedicated to illness, proving that even the darkest moments can lead to artistic enlightenment. Who knew cancer could be such a muse?. Fact: Did you know that Marchetto’s work has inspired many to use humor in the face of adversity? Because nothing says 'I’m fighting cancer' like a well-timed punchline!.
• Headline: A New Call to Arms: Military Health Care. Impact: The brewing battle over military health care costs set the stage for ongoing debates about veterans' rights and healthcare funding, leading to a future where politicians could argue about budgets rather than actually helping people. Progress!. Fact: Did you know that Tricare is named in honor of the three military branches? Because apparently 'Tricare' sounds way cooler than 'Let’s just insure our soldiers properly.'.
• Headline: Shea Fans Have a Word to Greet Clemens: Boo. Impact: Roger Clemens being booed at Shea Stadium may have inspired other athletes to embrace their inner villain, transforming booing into a badge of honor for 'the underdog.' Who knew that a chorus of boos could be so empowering?. Fact: Did you know that booing has been around since ancient Rome? So really, Clemens was just experiencing a classic form of public disapproval that has survived the test of time!.