SEPTEMBER 21, 2004

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Roth's Dark Vision of America. Impact: If only the characters in this book had read the fine print on democracy, we might have avoided a few future dictatorships. Instead, they're just serving as a cautionary tale for future generations. Thanks, Philip Roth!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'Plot Against America' is now also used to describe every political campaign ever? Just kidding—it's actually just this one..
• Headline: Disney CEO Plans Retirement Transition. Impact: Michael Eisner's retirement plans not only sent shockwaves through Disney but also triggered a chain reaction of boardroom tantrums in corporations everywhere, as CEOs suddenly realized they couldn't just sit around in their office chairs indefinitely.. Fact: Did you know that the chairman's job is often seen as the world's most prestigious nap? It's where you can dream about all the money you're making while doing absolutely nothing!.
• Headline: World Business Briefing | Europe: France: Profit In Luxury Goods. Impact: The luxury goods market's profit surge set off a worldwide obsession with overpriced items, leading to the rise of the 'self-care' movement that somehow ended up with people buying $200 candles. Thanks, France!. Fact: Did you know that luxury goods are often just a fancy way of saying 'expensive stuff no one really needs'? It's like a museum exhibit that you can take home... for a small fortune!.