SEPTEMBER 17, 2004

Full News Archive

• Headline: Iraq's Arms Ambitions Explored. Impact: Because of this study, countless conspiracy theorists began to connect dots between Iraq, WMDs, and why your neighbor thinks he needs a bunker. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about the arms.. Fact: Did you know that 'weapons of mass destruction' was the ultimate buzzword of the 2000s? It was basically the 'selfie' of geopolitical jargon..
• Headline: Exploring Dvorak's Melodic Legacy. Impact: Dvorak’s melodies provided the soundtrack to many a romantic evening, leading to an increase in awkward first dates and questionable dance moves. Thanks, Dvorak!. Fact: Fun fact: Dvorak's music has been used in countless films, which is ironic considering how hard he tried to avoid being a background score for someone's melodramatic life..
• Headline: The Dilemma of Summer Rentals. Impact: The idea that bad vibes come from renters has spread like wildfire, leading to an increase in 'No Renters' signs and a newfound appreciation for good old-fashioned family feuds over the summer.. Fact: Did you know that 'bad aura' is just an upgraded way of saying 'bad neighbors'? It’s basically the same thing, just with more drama..
• Headline: World Business Briefing | Americas: Brazil: Iron Ore Contract. Impact: This contract solidified Brazil’s status as a powerhouse in the iron ore market, leading to a global economy that’s more dependent on mining than ever. Remember to thank your construction worker for that fancy new building!. Fact: Fun fact: Iron ore is so essential that if it were a person, it would definitely be that overachiever in school whose parents never let them rest..