JULY 5, 2004

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• Headline: Frankfurt Ballet Bids Emotional Farewell. Impact: The farewell of the Frankfurt Ballet might have inspired countless alternative dance troupes worldwide to push the boundaries of artistic expression. Or, you know, start a hipster coffee shop instead.. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'curtain call' originated in the 18th century when performers would literally pull a curtain to signal their final bows. So really, it's just a fancy way of saying, 'Please clap, we need validation!'.
• Headline: Venture Capitalist Contest for Entrepreneurs. Impact: This 'Gong Show' could have led to a future where all business pitches are conducted with actual gongs. Just think: boardrooms filled with entrepreneurs frantically trying to avoid the sound of failure. Genius!. Fact: Did you know that venture capitalists often receive thousands of pitches a year? Which is a polite way of saying they spend most of their time hearing dreams get crushed like soda cans in a recycling bin..
• Headline: A Duel Evokes Dueling Emotions Over a Unique Place in History. Impact: The duel that took place 200 years ago might have sparked a whole new genre of reality TV, leading to a future where descendants of historical figures settle their family feuds on live television. Can you imagine the ratings?. Fact: The Hamilton-Burr duel is one of the most famous in U.S. history, showcasing that sometimes, talking things out just isn’t an option. You know, like family dinner conversations during the holidays..
• Headline: Knowing Their Politics by Their Software. Impact: The divide between open-source and proprietary software could have led to an alternate universe where political affiliations are judged solely by the software they use. Imagine the memes!. Fact: Isn’t it ironic that the very software that helps politicians campaign often does so by tracking what we do online? It’s like a digital spy that’s also trying to sell you a new blender. Thanks, Microsoft!.