MAY 30, 2004

Full News Archive

• Headline: New Charter School Opens in the Bronx. Impact: If it weren't for this charter school rising from the ashes of educational mediocrity, we might all be living in a world where kids are still using rotary phones in class. Imagine the chaos of trying to dial 911 for help with your homework!. Fact: Charter schools are like the hipster coffee shops of education – everyone wants to try one, but nobody's quite sure if they really make you smarter..
• Headline: Yankees Edge Devil Rays in Close Match. Impact: This thrilling Yankees victory sparked an ongoing rivalry that has led to countless debates about who’s the best team. Spoiler alert: It’s always the one that wins last.. Fact: The Tampa Bay Devil Rays were once so bad that their fans had to cheer for the other team just to keep things interesting..
• Headline: Class of '04: A New Approach to Careers. Impact: This focus on practicality in education means future generations will likely be less idealistic and more 'how do I pay rent?' driven. Thanks, 2004 graduates, for paving the way for a society that prioritizes job security over artistic expression.. Fact: Back in the day, college was just about getting drunk and avoiding real responsibilities. Now it’s a full-on job training boot camp. Progress?.
• Headline: What's New Under the Sun This Summer; Nissan 350Z Roadster. Impact: The Nissan 350Z Roadster's release meant that suddenly, everyone felt the need for speed – or at least the illusion of it while stuck in traffic. This car probably convinced a whole generation that they could outrun their problems.. Fact: The 350Z was so sleek that it made drivers believe they were in a Fast & Furious movie, even during the most mundane commutes to work..