FEBRUARY 20, 2004

Full News Archive

• Headline: Edwards Campaigns in New York Showdown. Impact: John Edwards' campaign was like the last slice of pizza at a party—no one really wanted it, but it was there, and somehow it delayed the inevitable. His attempt to impede Kerry’s momentum only paved the way for a future of more populist candidates who promise the world but deliver a pizza with no toppings.. Fact: Did you know that John Edwards was later remembered more for his haircut than his political career? Because when you're trying to win hearts and minds, a good hairstyle is clearly the most important part of your platform!.
• Headline: Pending Vote, Some Iraqis See Larger Council. Impact: The decision to expand the Iraqi Governing Council was like giving a toddler more crayons. Sure, more colors, but also more chaos. This move only prolonged the struggle for stability, leading to an endless loop of councils and elections that seemed to go nowhere.. Fact: Did you know that the Iraqi Governing Council was formed in the wake of the U.S. invasion? It was like a reality show where everyone wished they could get voted off the island, but unfortunately, the show just kept going..
• Headline: Daimler Accepts Some Blame for Toll Venture. Impact: Daimler’s apology for the toll venture was like trying to put out a fire with gasoline. It only added to the confusion and made people wonder if they were ever going to fix anything. Spoiler alert: they didn’t, and the public trust in corporate tech initiatives took a nosedive.. Fact: Fun fact: The toll collection system was supposed to be futuristic but ended up being about as effective as a chocolate teapot. Just remember, if your technology needs a 'do-over' before it even launches, maybe it's not the future you were hoping for..