DECEMBER 12, 2003

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Comedy in Winter Resort Settings. Impact: This movie's mediocre success led to a golden age of 'meh' comedies, resulting in a reality TV explosion that forever altered our view of fame. Thanks to this flick, we now celebrate influencers who eat cereal on camera.. Fact: The Farrelly Brothers proved that you don't need a good plot—just throw in some slapstick, and voilà! Instant classic, or at least a classic in the minds of those who can't remember real cinema..
• Headline: Goldman Sachs Seeks Downtown Grants. Impact: This request for financial aid led to an ongoing trend of corporations treating taxpayers like their personal piggy banks. Who knew that asking for handouts could become such a popular pastime?. Fact: Goldman Sachs asking for grants is like a kid asking their parents for money to buy a new video game after they just broke their last console. Spoiler: they still got the money..
• Headline: Under Pressure, a Mutual Fund May Lower Fees. Impact: This potential fee reduction was a pivotal moment that inspired thousands of investors to think they could get more for less. Little did they know, the fine print had a hidden fee for their hope.. Fact: This settlement with Eliot Spitzer was the financial equivalent of getting a participation trophy. Sure, you got something, but deep down, you know you could have had it all if only you had read the terms and conditions..
• Headline: Sharpton Smarts as Others Get Local Support. Impact: Sharpton's political maneuvering paved the way for future activists to realize that sometimes, all you need is a loud voice and a camera. The result? A new generation of 'social media activists' who think retweeting counts as activism.. Fact: Rev Al Sharpton’s ability to rally support is a testament to the power of charisma—like the world's most persuasive used car salesman, but with a platform and a megaphone..