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HEADLINES ON December 2, 2003
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- Headline: Fingerprinting Volunteers for Child Safety. Impact: This move to fingerprint volunteers may have led to a new trend in church attendance where people decide it’s easier to just stay home and pray for a miracle instead of going through the hassle of background checks. Eventually, this led to the rise of online worship, where you can even mute the pastor if they get too preachy.. Fact: Did you know that fingerprints were used as a method of identification as far back as ancient Babylon? So, if you think your church is being innovative, think again; they're just catching up!.
- Headline: Limit on Ferry Liability Proposed. Impact: By limiting liability, the city effectively opened a Pandora's box of ferry-related shenanigans. Who knew that limiting liability would lead to ferry operators trying to set a world record for ‘most passengers crammed onto a sinking vessel’? Thanks, NYC!. Fact: Isn't it charming how cities try to avoid paying for their mistakes? It's like when you break a neighbor's window and offer them a coupon for a free pizza instead of just owning up!.
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2003, it would be worth $1,226,446 today (1226.4x return)