Breakthroughs and everyday innovations from the year.
HEADLINES ON October 22, 2003
Full News Archive
- Headline: Senate Probes Tax Shelter Practices. Impact: As companies realized they could lease subway systems instead of paying taxes, a secret underground economy emerged. This led to the rise of a new profession: 'Subway Tax Dodger Consultant.' Now, entire families are living off the riches of the 'Metro Tax Avoidance Plan.'. Fact: Did you know that the Senate has held more inquiries about tax shelters than there are subway lines in New York? Just kidding, but it sure feels that way!.
- Headline: Man Survives Niagara Falls Plunge. Impact: Kirk R Jones' miraculous survival over Niagara Falls inspired a new extreme sport: 'Plunge Diving.' Now, thrill-seekers across the globe are looking for the highest falls to jump from, causing a sudden uptick in the sales of life jackets and insurance policies!. Fact: Did you know that jumping over Niagara Falls is only slightly more dangerous than arguing with your in-laws at Thanksgiving? Just a little bit!.
- Headline: Kid Notorious: A Cartoon Legacy. Impact: The success of 'Kid Notorious' not only revived interest in Robert Evans but also sparked a series of biographical cartoons about Hollywood producers, leading to an unexpected renaissance of animated biographies. Who knew that cartoons could be the key to unlocking the secrets of Tinseltown?. Fact: Did you know that Robert Evans once produced a movie called 'Chinatown'? Turns out, he was just trying to get back at the city for all those times it blocked his parking!.
- Headline: SENATE APPROVES BILL TO PROHIBIT TYPE OF ABORTION. Impact: The Senate's decision to approve this bill set off a chain reaction of state-level restrictions that led to a nationwide debate about women's rights. Ironically, the more they tried to restrict access, the more women organized, leading to the most intense game of political Whac-A-Mole in history.. Fact: Did you know that the Senate debates are so long and tedious that they have been used as a punishment in some countries? Seriously, if you can survive that, you can survive anything!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2003, it would be worth $1,226,446 today (1226.4x return)