OCTOBER 10, 2003

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragic Car Bomb Attack in Baghdad. Impact: The tragic bombing led to an increased militarization of police forces worldwide, ultimately making sure that even your neighborhood cop has a tactical vest and a drone. Because nothing says 'I want to protect my community' like a robot watching your every move.. Fact: Did you know that car bombs have been a popular choice for terrorists since the early 20th century? Apparently, they thought, 'Why use a regular bomb when you can ruin someone’s day with a vehicle?'..
• Headline: Mexico's Energy Reforms Under New Leadership. Impact: Calderon’s struggle against monopolies paved the way for foreign investors to realize that they could, in fact, make money in Mexico—thus leading to Taco Bell's expansion into a taco-less void of 'Mexican' food. Thanks, Felipe!. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing harder to break than a monopoly is the grip that your aunt has on her famous guacamole recipe. Good luck getting that!.
• Headline: Audit Reveals Misuse of City Funds. Impact: The audit revealed such fiscal irresponsibility that it sent shockwaves through city agencies, leading to a slew of 'how not to waste taxpayer money' seminars. Spoiler alert: the first slide says 'Do not buy SUVs for selfies.'. Fact: Did you know that city agencies have been known to spend taxpayer money on peculiar items? Yes, because nothing screams 'responsible governance' like a golden toilet seat!.
• Headline: Music Industry Sues Flea Market Over Sales of CD's. Impact: This lawsuit against a flea market made everyone realize that the music industry is more concerned about counterfeit CDs than about artists getting paid fairly. Cue the irony music as the industry fights its own existence—one lawsuit at a time.. Fact: Did you know that counterfeit CDs can often be more popular than the original albums? It’s like the underground version of 'You can’t handle the truth!' - but in this case, it’s more like 'You can’t handle the royalties!'.