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HEADLINES ON September 4, 2003
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- Headline: Innovative Dental Technology Unveiled. Impact: If dental probes could talk, they'd probably spill the beans on every cavity in the universe. Imagine the dentist-patient conspiracy that would unravel if we learned that flossing was actually a government cover-up to sell more dental products.. Fact: Did you know that the first dental probe was just a stick they found on the ground? Progress, right?.
- Headline: Bertelsmann Faces Financial Challenges. Impact: This 91% drop in net income might have led to a series of unfortunate events that would ultimately result in a new reality show: 'Survivor: Corporate Edition'. Contestants must navigate boardroom politics while avoiding bankruptcy.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Bertelsmann' translates to 'Bertel's Man' in German, which is fitting since Bertel must be very disappointed right now..
- Headline: San Miguel's Expansion into Asia-Pacific. Impact: San Miguel Corp's expansion plans could be the start of a future where beer becomes the universal currency. Just think, instead of dollars, we might be trading six-packs at the grocery store. Cheers to inflation!. Fact: Did you know drinking beer in moderation has been linked to a longer life? So, technically, San Miguel is just trying to help you live longer... one brew at a time..
- Headline: Eclectic Mix of Bands, And Likewise of Fans. Impact: The eclectic mix of bands at this tour paved the way for future music festivals where attendees can enjoy everything from heavy metal to kazoo orchestras. Who knew the soundtrack to humanity’s downfall would be so... diverse?. Fact: Did you know that 'eclectic' is just a fancy word for 'I can't decide'? It's the musical version of a buffet that leaves you feeling bloated and confused..
- Headline: World Business Briefing | Asia: Japan: Toshiba Strategy. Impact: Toshiba's push for flat-panel TVs may have sparked the modern binge-watching phenomenon. Little did they know that their innovation would lead to an entire generation of couch potatoes who prefer fictional drama over actual human interaction.. Fact: Fun fact: The first flat-panel TV was so thin it could slide under a door. The modern equivalent of a ninja sneaking into your living room uninvited!.
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Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2003, it would be worth $1,226,446 today (1226.4x return)