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The Sounds of
Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON August 3, 2003
Full News Archive
- Headline: High Mutual Fund Fees Criticized. Impact: In a bizarre turn of events, the outrage over mutual fund fees led to the creation of a secret society of disgruntled investors who now meet in basements to discuss the merits of sock-stuffed savings accounts. Who knew a few bucks could spark a revolution of thrift?. Fact: Did you know that the average American spends more on coffee in a year than they save on mutual fund fees? Cheers to poor financial decisions!.
- Headline: The Nation; Striving for A Gentle Farewell. Impact: The poignant story of one woman's quiet passing sparked a nationwide movement to redefine what it means to have a 'gentle farewell', leading to the invention of the world's first 'Goodbye Party Planner'. Funerals just became a lot more festive.. Fact: Did you know that some cultures celebrate death with parties? Good luck explaining that to Grandma when she asks why you’re throwing her a birthday bash..
- Headline: If You Pitch It, They Will Eat. Impact: The escalation of fast food marketing to children resulted in a bizarre time loop where kids began negotiating with their parents for burger-themed birthday parties, which eventually led to the creation of a global 'Kids' Food Lobby'.. Fact: Here's a shocking fact: the average child can recognize fast food logos before they can read. Welcome to the future of nutrition!.
Wall Street Time Machine
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2003, it would be worth $1,226,446 today (1226.4x return)