MAY 17, 2003

Full News Archive

• Headline: 'Matrix Reloaded' Historic Opening Day. Impact: The Matrix set a precedent for movie marketing that led to an explosion of midnight screenings. This minor detail would eventually contribute to a rise in insomnia among moviegoers worldwide, as the idea of watching a film at 10 PM became the norm. Thanks, Neo.. Fact: Did you know that 'Matrix Reloaded' made more money in one day than many small countries' GDP? So, if you ever feel like you’re not making enough, just remember, you’re not a movie franchise..
• Headline: Casablanca Bombings: A Tragic Attack. Impact: This tragic event would later inspire countless conspiracy theories about the rise of extremist groups, leading to an increase in security measures worldwide, which eventually birthed the TSA’s infamous shoe-removal policy. Thanks for that!. Fact: Did you know that Casablanca is now synonymous with both romantic movies and tragic events? It’s a city that really knows how to throw a party... or a bomb..
• Headline: Dowdy Image Overshadows Role of Pimlico. Impact: The dowdy image of Pimlico Race Course led to a national 'charm offensive' in which other racetracks underwent heavy renovations, eventually resulting in the rise of over-the-top themed race days. Thank you, Pimlico, for the glitter and chaos.. Fact: Did you know that Pimlico’s charm level is so low it might get mistaken for a DMV on a Monday? They really need to work on their ambiance..
• Headline: Study Finds No Sign That Testing Deters Students' Drug Use. Impact: This study made waves in educational policy debates, ultimately leading to the realization that schools might be better off focusing on actual education rather than testing. Who knew? This epiphany set the stage for countless discussions on reform that still go nowhere!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more prevalent than student drug use is the number of people who think drug testing is a good idea? Spoiler: It’s not..