MARCH 19, 2003

Full News Archive

• Headline: War Imminent as Hussein Rejects Ultimatum. Impact: The refusal of Hussein to leave Iraq triggered a series of global conflicts, but what many don't know is that it also led to an unexpected rise in the popularity of Middle Eastern cuisine worldwide. Who knew war could be such a catalyst for hummus sales?. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'we'll be home by Christmas' has been used so often in conflicts that it's basically a holiday greeting for soldiers? Let's hope they brought enough gifts..
• Headline: Christopher Guest's Musical Comedy Revival. Impact: Christopher Guest's foray into mockumentary filmmaking not only revitalized the genre but also inspired countless awkward family gatherings where everyone awkwardly pretends to be funny. Thanks, Christopher, for making Thanksgiving more uncomfortable!. Fact: Did you know that Christopher Guest's films are so good, even the characters have no idea they're in a movie? They just keep making it up as they go along. Just like most of our lives!.
• Headline: Alcoa and Iceland Sign Smelter Agreement. Impact: The Alcoa-Iceland smelter agreement not only contributed to aluminum production but also fueled a rise in environmental debates. Who knew that smelting metals could lead to more heated discussions than a family feud over dinner?. Fact: Did you know that aluminum is so common that if you stacked all the cans ever made, they would reach the moon? Just kidding, but it would make for a pretty interesting space station!.
• Headline: Asian Journey; A Trip to the Heart Of Dim Sum. Impact: R.W. Apple's adventure into dim sum dining not only made people crave dumplings but also inadvertently led to a worldwide obsession with brunch. Thanks, R.W., for turning lazy Sundays into a culinary battleground!. Fact: Did you know that the word 'dim sum' literally means 'to touch the heart'? So next time you’re shoveling dumplings into your mouth, remember: it’s a heartwarming experience... or at least your heart will be full!.
• Headline: Our Towns; Watching God and Bush In Paterson. Impact: The commentary on Arab-American perspectives in Paterson not only highlighted local sentiments but also served as a reminder that political discussions can often be as messy as a toddler's art project. And just as misunderstood!. Fact: Did you know that the 'street' in urban settings often has more drama than a soap opera? It’s where real life and political theatrics collide, with less script and more reality TV vibes..