MARCH 18, 2003

Full News Archive

• Headline: United Airlines Seeks Contract Voidance. Impact: When United Airlines decided to void contracts with unions, little did they know they were setting off a chain reaction that would lead to 'Airline Bankruptcy Bingo' being invented. Today, it’s a popular game among frequent flyers who enjoy a side of schadenfreude with their peanuts.. Fact: Did you know that this move helped inspire a whole new generation of workers to start hiding their paychecks under the mattress? Because who needs benefits when you can have a fun little treasure hunt?.
• Headline: Australia-US Free Trade Talks Initiated. Impact: The free trade talks between the US and Australia were like the butterfly flapping its wings, leading to the eventual import of kangaroo burgers in America. Who knew that the fate of fast food would hinge on some serious negotiations?. Fact: Fun fact: If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of thousands of Australian kangaroos hopping for joy at the thought of their meat becoming trendy in the US!.
• Headline: Mental Competence in Capital Case Decision. Impact: This case's outcome may have led to increased awareness around mental health in the legal system. In a bizarre twist, it also spurred the development of a new courtroom drama series that, to this day, remains a guilty pleasure for legal professionals everywhere.. Fact: Did you know that the legal definition of 'retarded' has evolved over the years? It’s almost like the law is trying to catch up with reality—how quaint!.
• Headline: Oscars Say Even War Won't Stop The Show. Impact: The commitment to hold the Oscars during wartime became a rallying cry for 'Hollywood Never Sleeps.' This set a precedent that has led to awards being held during all sorts of global crises—including, but not limited to, celebrity breakups and social media scandals.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'the show must go on' was actually coined by a group of stagehands who were tired of being interrupted by drama? They were referring to the Oscars, of course!.