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HEADLINES ON October 17, 2002
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- Headline: Canada Maintains Benchmark Interest Rate. Impact: If the Bank of Canada had raised rates, it might have sparked a series of coffee shop closures across the nation, leading to the Great Maple Syrup Crisis of 2025. Who knew interest rates could ruin breakfast?. Fact: Did you know that Canada has a national policy on maple syrup production? Because nothing says 'serious governance' like ensuring your pancakes are properly sauced..
- Headline: Porsche's Strategic Decision on Listing Plans. Impact: Porsche's decision to avoid listing could have led to a chain reaction where luxury brands suddenly become shy about their stocks, resulting in a global shortage of overpriced leather jackets. We can only hope.. Fact: Did you know that Porsche was originally founded to make vehicles for the Nazi Party? Talk about a pivot in branding!.
- Headline: Indonesia Links Muslim Group With Terrorism. Impact: Acknowledging Jemaah Islamiyah's existence might have accidentally led to a massive boom in the conspiracy theory industry, where 'experts' would pop up everywhere, claiming they knew it all along. Thanks, government!. Fact: Did you know that Osama bin Laden’s family is quite wealthy? Apparently, terrorism doesn't pay, but it can certainly bankroll a few lavish lifestyles..
Wall Street Time Machine
NFLX
Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $785,671 today (785.7x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $779,032 today (779.0x return)