SEPTEMBER 28, 2002

Full News Archive

• Headline: Salmon Die-Off Sparks River Controversy. Impact: The salmon die-off sparked a chain reaction that led to the creation of the first underwater protest group, consisting of disgruntled fish demanding better water policies. It’s still unclear how they communicate, but they really know how to make a splash.. Fact: Chinook salmon can swim upstream to spawn, but apparently, they can't swim away from bad political decisions. Who knew fish had to deal with bureaucracy too?.
• Headline: Debate on West Street's Future in Manhattan. Impact: The debate over burying West Street triggered a movement that eventually led to the underground cities of the future. Now, urban planners are just waiting for someone to invent a way to keep the sewers from smelling like a bad fish market.. Fact: If they actually bury West Street, the only thing left above ground will be the pigeons. And trust me, they’re not going to be happy about that..
• Headline: Heady Days for Makers of Luxury Vehicles. Impact: The luxury vehicle boom inspired a fashion trend where people started wearing car parts as accessories—think tire necklaces and steering wheel hats. A true testament to humanity's ability to turn anything into a fashion faux pas.. Fact: Luxury vehicles are basically modern-day chariots, just without the horses and with way more leather. Because who doesn't want to sit on a cow while stuck in traffic?.
• Headline: Sports of The Times; What Would Steinbrenner Do at Shea?. Impact: The speculation about Steinbrenner’s influence on the Mets led to a reality show where sports team owners compete for the title of 'Worst Decision Maker.' Spoiler alert: it's still a tie.. Fact: Steinbrenner once tried to buy the Mets, but they said no. They clearly didn’t realize that saying 'no' to a man with a penchant for expensive yachts is like turning down a free buffet..