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HEADLINES ON September 27, 2002
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- Headline: Security Breach in Moussaoui Case. Impact: This little slip-up led to the FBI becoming the poster child for 'How Not to Handle Classified Information 101.' It triggered a series of awkward conversations over coffee breaks in government offices, where everyone just pretended not to know who Zacarias Moussaoui was. Spoiler: he became a household name.. Fact: Did you know that turning classified documents over to a terror suspect is a great way to get promoted in the FBI? Just kidding, that’s a surefire way to get fired… or worse..
- Headline: Fiber Financing: El Paso's Rise and Fall. Impact: The executives lining their pockets while shareholders weep? Classic! This set a precedent for future CEOs, ensuring they’d continue the tradition of cashing out right before the ship sinks. Truly, a masterclass in 'How to Use Fiber for Profit, Not Health.'. Fact: Did you know that fiber is essential for a healthy diet? Too bad the El Paso Corp executives clearly had their fiber intake from cash instead of the good stuff..
- Headline: German Technology Stock Market to Be Dissolved. Impact: Dissolving the Neuer Markt created a ripple effect that sent tech investors scurrying for cover faster than you can say 'dot-com bubble.' It taught future investors that 'new' and 'exciting' doesn't always mean 'profitable.'. Fact: Did you know that the Neuer Markt was like a tech startup that forgot to check if it had a business plan? Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well..
- Headline: Ex-Councilman Changes His Mind And Awaits His Day in Court. Impact: Sheldon Leffler’s change of heart started a new trend of politicians ‘changing their minds’ just when it was convenient—because who doesn’t love a plot twist? It paved the way for countless future political dramas that would keep audiences glued to their screens.. Fact: Did you know that waiting for your day in court is basically the political version of 'I'll get back to you on that'? It’s just a nice way of saying, 'I’ve got some explaining to do.'.
Wall Street Time Machine
NFLX
Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $785,671 today (785.7x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $779,032 today (779.0x return)