JULY 29, 2002

Full News Archive

• Headline: CNBC's Ratings Plummet Despite Financial News Surge. Impact: If CNBC had managed to keep its ratings up, perhaps we'd all be living in a world where financial news was less of a circus. But alas, their plummet might have inspired a whole new generation of financial gurus on TikTok, turning every 20-something into a day trader. Thanks, CNBC!. Fact: Did you know that in 2001, people still thought watching TV for financial advice was a good idea? How quaint..
• Headline: Philanthropic Acquisition of Musical History. Impact: The acquisition of Ureli Corelli Hill's papers may have inspired future generations of musicians to keep diaries too, leading to the world's largest collection of 'I had a sandwich today' anecdotes. Thanks to the Philharmonic, we now know that musicians can also be hoarders of thoughts.. Fact: Fun fact: The New York Philharmonic has been around longer than most of your favorite pop stars' careers. Just imagine the drama if they had Twitter back then!.
• Headline: Valentin's Heroics Lead Mets to Victory. Impact: This thrilling Mets victory might have sparked a chain reaction leading to millions of baseball fans experiencing hope and despair in equal measure. It’s the universal truth that Mets fans know all too well: a single win can only mean a crushing defeat is right around the corner.. Fact: Did you know that the Mets have a history of 'almost' winning? It's basically their brand at this point..
• Headline: Forget Ideas, Mr. Author. What Kind of Pen Do You Use?. Impact: Stephen Fry's musings about writing tools could have launched a thousand hipster pens into existence, triggering a world where writers obsess over the perfect fountain pen instead of actually writing anything worthwhile. Thanks for adding to the procrastination, Fry!. Fact: You know, only true literary geniuses worry about their pens. The rest of us are just trying to find a pen that works..
• Headline: Alcohol Is Cited in Toppling of a Crane Near Ground Zero. Impact: The crane accident could be seen as a catalyst for stricter safety regulations, which might have led to the invention of a new 'Crane Safety' industry. Think of all the safety seminars and awkward team-building exercises that could have been avoided if everyone just stayed sober!. Fact: In case you were wondering, .07 is not only over the legal limit; it's also a great way to get a crane to take an unscheduled nap..