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HEADLINES ON July 18, 2002
Full News Archive
- Headline: Bollywood Star Detained at LaGuardia Airport. Impact: The questioning of Samyuktha Verma sparked a series of events that led to a new Hollywood trend: 'actor airport incident' movies. The genre peaked in 2035 with the blockbuster 'Turbulence of Fame', where actors battled TSA agents in a wild chase through security lines. Who knew airport delays could be so cinematic?. Fact: Did you know that airports are just really fancy bus stations? They’re like the DMV but with more overpriced snacks and less existential dread, unless you're a celebrity getting detained..
- Headline: Muirfield's Short Course Challenge. Impact: Tiger Woods' potential loss at the British Open due to the short course created an underground golf betting syndicate that revolutionized the sport. By 2025, amateur golfers were training in 'miniature golf' courses, believing they could take on the pros. Spoiler alert: they couldn't.. Fact: Short courses are just like short stories: they leave you wanting more. Except in golf, they just leave you frustrated, like trying to finish a novel with a cliffhanger ending..
- Headline: Brazil Reduces Interest Rate to 18%. Impact: Brazil's interest rate cut inadvertently led to a global trend of 'low-interest rate parties' where people celebrated the economic downturn with piñatas filled with cash. Who would've thought that a simple rate cut could turn into a fiesta?. Fact: Interest rates are like the temperature in a sauna: if they get too high, everyone starts sweating bullets. Good luck keeping your cool while the economy boils over!.
Wall Street Time Machine
NFLX
Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $785,671 today (785.7x return)
AAPL
Apple
Apple - If you invested $1,000 in 2002, it would be worth $779,032 today (779.0x return)