APRIL 8, 2002

Full News Archive

• Headline: Westchester Peninsula Property Dispute Unfolds. Impact: This feud over a concrete pier eventually leads to an entire cottage industry of dispute resolution experts. Who knew that the fate of humanity hinged on who gets to park their yacht where?. Fact: Did you know that if wealthy neighbors spent as much time solving their disputes as they do litigating them, they'd probably solve world hunger? But hey, yacht parking is serious business!.
• Headline: Removal of Six Accused Priests. Impact: This event sparks a nationwide reconsideration of clerical conduct and accountability, leading to more stringent regulations in religious institutions. Who knew that a few bad decisions could lead to a movement?. Fact: Did you know that the real miracle here would be finding a priest who can actually keep their hands to themselves? But miracles are in short supply these days..
• Headline: Some See Hope in New Jersey's Fiscal Plight, for Changing Taxation. Impact: This call for fiscal reform in New Jersey leads to a series of tax revolts across the nation, culminating in the creation of the 'Taxpayer's Bill of Rights' which is ironically only honored by those who don't pay taxes.. Fact: Did you know that New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the U.S.? It’s like paying rent for a state you don’t even want to live in! But hey, at least the roads are nice—oh wait, never mind!.